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"COMPUTER SEX"
By Reggie Tangan, Internet Matchmaker
I'm no Carrie Bradshaw. However, I have tons of tales in the metro that involves a lot of internet surfing, hook-ups, and most of all that superficial, anonymous cyber sex. But enough of that. I suddenly had a revelation. What if actual computers had a gender? What would it be? Here I listed 5 reasons per gender to believe if so, computers who have sex:
Five reasons to believe computers are female:
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."
4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
Five reasons to believe computers are male:
1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited as little longer, you could have obtained a better model.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.
- Written July 2005
Yours in detente
Reggie
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